I can DIG it

Congress Approves Surveillance Measures
The Democratic-controlled House passed a bill that will allow wide-ranging domestic and foreign eavesdropping that would be authorized by a secret court. What do you think?

“You won’t need to eavesdrop to hear this: I voted for you assholes because you said you were against shit like this.”

http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/congress_approves_surveillance